Kelly: If I were a pizza I’d eat myself.
Lexi: God…make me a pizza.
When someone in the office had chocolate…and they ate it…and they didn’t offer you any.
What I want to say when someone puts their two weeks notice in.
Unrequited feelings about Jennifer Lawrence.
Who wants some cheese?
"Moral of that story: Don’t ever date a guy that works at the YMCA."- dating advice c/o Kelly
When holiday party season finally ends.
This is in the near future. Holiday Party dance moves.